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Monday, January 31, 2011

Gross Drugs Part 2

3. JWH-018 and other related "Synthetic Cannabinoids" (A.K.A. Spice, K2)
JWH-018 is a chemical which is supposed to mimic the effects of cannabis. The only problem is... IT DOESN'T! I have seen some people who swear by it, smoking almost a quarter ounce of smoking blend, made to be as potent as high quality marijuana, a day. Now, since little is known about JWH, there are many misconceptions about it. Some believe the old saying "If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it probably is a duck," But let me make it clear that JWH is not a fucking duck, and is definitely not good for you like real weed. While JWH hasn't been extensively tested, some of the current known side effects are
  • Gastrointestinal Discomfort
  • Possible Physical Addiction
  • Jaundiced Skin
  • Diarrhea
  • Paranoia
The only reason people smoke this awful chemical is because of probation/other drug testing scenarios. All this being said, I am tempted to say that drug tests are more of a gateway to hard drugs than cannabis.

Keep checking in for part 3

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Gross Drugs Part 1

In this series of posts, I will list what i believe to be the grossest drugs in the world. I don't have the time, or the adderall to push out an in depth top 10 list every day so a few a day will have to do.
1. Benzylpiperazine (A.K.A. Bunk rolls, Meth bombs)
Pipes are "ecstasy" tablets which contain no MDMA in them. Instead, the pill makers will put BZP, an ungodly research chemical, in them. BZP has many negative side effects including but not limited to...
  • Urinary incontenance (You can piss your pants involuntarily)
  • Indigestion
  • Fluctuating Body Temperature
  • Nausea
  • Paranoia

The worst thing about BZP is that it is sold as MDMA, AND PEOPLE BUY IT!! Though bunk rolls are incredibly uncomfortable, and extremely easy to spot, High schoolers and other degenerates eat them up. If you are offered a cutout pill from some sketchy goon, I would suggest passing it up. Don't listen to "triple stack" bullshit either. There isn't any more MDMA in a triple stack than there is in a regular roll, there are just more binders and nasty shit you don't want in your body. Check before taking an unknown pill. Just because it has a classy designer imprint on it doesn't mean it's a legit roll.

If your rolls look like children's vitamins you just got ripped the fuck off!

2. Datura Stramonium (A.K.A. Jimson Weed, Loco Weed)
In a 3 day period you can go from being a nice upstanding citizen to being naked in a hotel room with 3 squad cars and a helicopter surrounding the premises and no memory of what just happened; Just eat some datura!
Datura is a plant native to almost the whole U.S. You could probably find some in a surrounding greenbelt if you really wanted to. Although unless complete insanity for 3 days straight sounds appealing to you I would suggest otherwise
The negative side effects include
  • Delirium
  • Heart Arrhythmia
  • Hypertension
  • Hallucinations that appear to be real
  • Blindness

Datura contains three chemicals, atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscamine. All these together create an abomination of a natural drug. Jimson weed throws the typical pro-pot legalization argument "it's natural" straight out the door. Datura is natural, but you can go crazy, go blind, and very easily die if you eat even a small amount.

Damn! Thats some dank brah!
Well, thats it for now. Stay peepin' for part 2!